lots-of-carrots-and-no-spoons:
lots-of-carrots-and-no-spoons.
DAMMIT, STAFF.
Lol just gonna reblog this on all my saved urls.
(Source: staff)
askaprettymarine asked: Vulcan-kun! You look like a uke. But fight like a seme! Sugoi!
*Pukes at the Pretty Marine.* Nurgle Doesn’t Love You.
As Halifax steps through the portal into the Warhammer Fantasy Dimension. He much like all the others is greeted by ancient Terra, known to antiquity as Earth. It is a time of castles and swords, black powder and magic… Turning to the others as they stand alone in a field he sighs.
“Alright…
Kumi walks form the portal greeted with the sound of a “CRUSH!” underneath her foot. She examines the thing on her foot, it was a butterfly. Being the sadist she is, she smushed it repeatedly.
Halifax smacked Kumi in the back of the head as he walked past. “First thing I say and it’s the first thing you do. That shouldn’t change anything, but I will seriously put your ass back in the box if you keep it up Kumi. Straighten your ass out and follow orders!”
“I didn’t even see the little bastard!” She shouted. She growled and foamed at the mouth with KHORNATE RAGE. Her foot steps on another one. “FUCK!”
Halifax pulled out the box. “One more fucking time Kumi and I swear to Tzeentch you go in the box and you’ll be lucky if I don’t forget your ass here.”
“People eat insects – called “Entomophagy” it has been practiced for centuries throughout Africa, Australia, Asia, the Middle East, and North, Central and South America. Why? Because many bugs are both protein-rich and good sources of vitamins, minerals and fats.” Reasonable responded.
Vulcan gurgled in agreement. “We should find the daemonette and return to our dimension before we do any permanent damage. I am all for infecting and corrupting this time, but I do not wish to drastically alter ours.”
thousandsonssorcerer asked: Into the Portal, the quicker we get in the quicker we get out.
*Gurgles and advances into the portal.*
candysuxe asked: He a bullet sponge. Do you like my voice?
Yes, it is quite lovely. *Gurgles and follows her.*
candysuxe asked: *Southern belle voice* Oooh Vulcan, Halifax needs you sweetie.
*Gurgles* Your voice has changed, and what does the sorcerer of Tzeentch require of me?
NSFW SHINIES.
Modifying the second pair I got slightly.
Also my belly.Now I shall go pass out.
I will probably regret this in the morning…..
Vulcan approves of this Message.
An in-depth visual representation of how to piss off any Warhammer 40k fan.
*monotoned laugh* Hehehe.
I chortled.
I know three people I work with that would have thrown a shoe.
(Source: thekawaiihobo)
